1 week ago | 115 notes | via dianakluu | from hornu

(Source: hornu)



3 weeks ago | 180 notes | via eyeoftheisland | from amatteroftiming
- Do you have dreams?- I do. 

- Do you have dreams?
- I do. 



1 month ago | 36 notes | via sexualsportswear | from sexualsportswear
…I wish this with all my heart.  As punishment for the evil you have caused my family.

…I wish this with all my heart.  As punishment for the evil you have caused my family.



1 month ago | 24 notes | via sexualsportswear | from sexualsportswear
Get me the duct tape.

Get me the duct tape.



2 months ago | 7 notes | via sea-bitch | from sea-bitch

(Source: sea-bitch)



2 months ago | 19 notes | via openfacedmako | from openfacedmako

(Source: openfacedmako)



2 months ago | 35 notes | via sexualsportswear | from sexualsportswear
Dad, I’m tired.  Can I stop?

Dad, I’m tired.  Can I stop?



3 months ago | 524 notes | via dontquityourgayjob | from sickkgirl


3 months ago | 13 notes | via sea-bitch | from sea-bitch
I wash it better than you. I also clean the floor mats and tires. I never forget the car deodorant. Except once. It had such a great smell. I thought. I had sprayed some already. You, you never did and you didn’t do the mats when they had difficult stains like mud or tar. I wish you could see how I was it. You’d cry! If you could see.

I wash it better than you. I also clean the floor mats and tires. I never forget the car deodorant. Except once. It had such a great smell. I thought. I had sprayed some already. You, you never did and you didn’t do the mats when they had difficult stains like mud or tar. I wish you could see how I was it. You’d cry! If you could see.

(Source: sea-bitch)



4 months ago | 23 notes | via sexualsportswear | from sexualsportswear
I hope your kids have bad influences and develop a bad personality…

I hope your kids have bad influences and develop a bad personality…



4 months ago | 13 notes | via beggarbones | from beggarbones

(Source: beggarbones)



4 months ago | 23 notes | via sexualsportswear | from sexualsportswear
Mom: Where did you hear that word? Older daughter: I saw it on a video case, on top of the VCR.

Mom: Where did you hear that word?

Older daughter: I saw it on a video case, on top of the VCR.

(Source: sexualsportswear)



5 months ago | 26 notes | via sexualsportswear | from sexualsportswear
I have a new anesthetic.  Do you want to try it out?… The one who wakes up first will be the winner.

I have a new anesthetic.  Do you want to try it out?… The one who wakes up first will be the winner.



5 months ago | 199 notes | via preciousjonez | from salesonfilm