
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work, I don’t drive a car, I don’t fucking ride in a car, I don’t handle money, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don’t fucking roll!
SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS
(Source: carlsagan)


“Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain. … Mark it zero!”
